Stonks Only Go Up
Well it's true. Stonks do only go up! At least that is what I learned at WallStreetBets (WSB). I have yet to make a dime from what I learned there but I am confident it will happen. Incidentally we do have a WSB meme template for the autists from that sub.
I have heard that stocks go down. Not sure what a stock is? but I hear it is related to stonks. So the advice here is buy stonks and don't buy stocks. Yeah that's the DD!